“Jealous Terrorist” may top them all even "Kinda Built". I have so many stories I will have to use multiple names, which makes since in this case. He actually has multiple names. Every time he would call from a different phone a different name would show up on the caller ID. “Jealous Terrorist” claimed all names to be his. He must have at least eight names that I know of. He had two different last names, three different first names and a few middle names.
Here are some of his many names. In no particular order mainly because I have no clue what the order would be.
Asshole - I gave him that one
That’s all I can recall at the moment.
"Jealous Terrorist" had a strong accent, which I had trouble understanding & he had trouble understanding me. I asked him if he was Cuban, he said yes but he thought I said I was Cuban. So I was Cuban while we dated. I tried to tell him I wasn’t Cuban but it was a lost cause. I believed he was Cuban for a while but he later told me he was Italian. (I was always lost in our conversations)
“Jealous Terrorist” was really Middle Eastern, Egyptian to be exact. He told me he was Catholic but he was Muslim. I guess he was having an identity crisis.
Everything in this relationship was confusing. He was my first rebound & my last. “Jealous Terrorist” is my all time biggest regret. I was my own little country with my very own little terrorist to torture me. Just writing about him makes me want to hunt him down and step on him with my heel digging into his brain. Then I would like to call “Kinda Built” for a favor. I'll make sure he brings a jar of formaldehyde.
I’m going to give you a bit more background on “Jealous Terrorist” before I begin all my stories about him.
He desperately needs anger management
He doesn’t understand the word “no”
He treats his cat better than people
He discriminates against females
He’s in need of listening skills
He has short-man syndrome
He’s extremely jealous
He’s a control freak
He lies a lot
I'll start the first story in my next entry. It will take several entries to tell everything about this idiot. I'll leave you some story subjects to ponder.
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