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19th-Apr-2015 11:09 pm - Save my journal
It's been over another year since I posted.  BIG TROUBLE!!!! I could lose my journal like that.
27th-Apr-2014 03:39 pm - My Boyfriend
My boyfriend ignores me in most public places and rarely talks to me & rarely introduces me unless I ask him to.  He actually brings his hobbies to my house when he comes over.  Is that right?  I would never do that to him or a friend.  What would you do?
16th-Dec-2013 11:49 pm - Christmas 2013
It's almost Christmas 2013, Jeff leaves the the 18th and comes back in January.  i haven't written in here in over a year which I can't believe.  I hope i didn't lose my profile name.  I'm sharing some of these entries with friends on FB. Maybe while Jeff is gone I'll get motivated to continue writing this book titled "Where's My French Fry"? Let's hope that happens so I don't sleep all day. 
11th-Jun-2011 03:05 pm - Motivation
I've had some motivating comments lately and thought I would start writing again, but I haven't yet.  However, I do plan to soon.  I have so many stories to tell and they just keep piling up in my head.  I hope I can remember them all.  I wish I had someone I could just sit and tell the stories to and then they could write the book.  I know, I know, I'm being lazy & have lack of motivation.  I am getting a dog today named Molly, she's a rescue and nine yrs old. 
3rd-Feb-2010 06:18 pm - "King Cliff"
I haven't written in a loooonnnngggg time.  I can't say I've been super busy, because that would be a BIG LIE!!!   If you know me well, then you know I'm the "QUEEN of PROCRASTINATION".   I never procrastinated in school with book reports, science projects or homework.  I liked to get those out of the way asap!  Cliff Notes was my bestfriend.  I used Cliff Notes for every book report I've ever done. 

Poor Cliff he gets used so much.  I bet old Clifford is single, but I'm sure he has big abandonment issues.  If you want a guy that's clingy with low self-esteem then he's your man.   He has bright blonde hair, on your first date Cliff will tell you all you need to know and after that he hardly talks.  He likes lazy women who take risks & who don't like to read books.  He has black written all over him, so all you raven beauties have the upper hand.  Cliff is 52 years old and he's from Lincoln, Nebraska.   His favorite hobby is hanging out at bookstores, he loves kids and he's filthy rich!
23rd-May-2008 12:05 am - I'm still alive!

Yes, I'm alive still.  I just wanted to write a quick entry since it has apparently been 32 weeks since I have posted.  Gosh!  Time goes by so fast even when you aren't having any fun.  Well maybe I had a tiny bit of fun during those 32 weeks, but very teenie tiny.  Just a speck that you can barely see.  

I think that gives you an idea how my life has been while I've been away.  I'll try to get back in the swing of things soon.

Vixen

5th-Oct-2007 03:05 am - "Water Balls"

Yesterday sucked I woke up to my doorbell ringing at 6am.  As I walked down my hall I quickly realized why someone was ringing my doorbell.  There was a river in my hallway.  Apparently the toilet kept making that running noise after flushing it & eventually it started to overflow.  It was overflowing for at least an hour before the neighbors realized what they were hearing wasn't from the rain outside.  Their wallpaper fell off the walls & water was flowing through there light fixtures.   It really did a bunch of damage to them.  

I just had a major mess to soak up & had almost a $400 plumbing bill from Roto-Rooter.  The plumber was a super hot hispanic guy & of course I looked like super crap.  He said the "ball cock" was broken in the tank.  I kept asking him what he said because I thought I was misunderstanding him.  He had a heavy hispanic accent.  He kept saying you need a new ball cock.  I said, "ball cot" & he said "no, ball cock".  It must be hard for him to say that without laughing.  I looked into the tank a few minutes ago to see if my new ball cock looked the same, but the new ball cock has no ball just a cock.  Kind of odd.  Oh well as long as it works I don't care if my cock has no ball.  I had a boyfriend like that once.  His balls were no where to be found.  I kept trying to find them but no such luck.

I guess that is it for now.  Have a great weekend!

29th-May-2007 03:57 am - "You Gotta Love Him"
This is my new friend Michael.  He's in my art class on Tuesday afternoons.  Last Tuesday he purposed to me.  There was no ring but he did offer me a plant.  He's too sweet.  You must admit he's cute as a button.   

 
28th-May-2007 11:36 pm - "Jealous Terrorist"

“Jealous Terrorist” may top them all even "Kinda Built".  I have so many stories I will have to use multiple names, which makes since in this case.  He actually has multiple names.  Every time he would call from a different phone a different name would show up on the caller ID.  “Jealous Terrorist” claimed all names to be his.  He must have at least eight names that I know of.  He had two different last names, three different first names and a few middle names. 

Here are some of his many names.  In no particular order mainly because I have no clue what the order would be. 

 

Al

Almadeus

Ali

Mohammad

Ahmed 

Hussien

Asshole - I gave him that one 

 

That’s all I can recall at the moment.

"Jealous Terrorist" had a strong accent, which I had trouble understanding & he had trouble understanding me.  I asked him if he was Cuban, he said yes but he thought I said I was Cuban.  So I was Cuban while we dated.  I tried to tell him I wasn’t Cuban but it was a lost cause.  I believed he was Cuban for a while but he later told me he was Italian.  (I was always lost in our conversations)


“Jealous Terrorist” was really Middle Eastern, Egyptian to be exact.  He told me he was Catholic but he was Muslim.  I guess he was having an identity crisis.

Everything in this relationship was confusing.  He was my first rebound & my last.  “Jealous Terrorist” is my all time biggest regret.  I was my own little country with my very own little terrorist to torture me.  Just writing about him makes me want to hunt him down and step on him with my heel digging into his brain.  Then I would like to call “Kinda Built” for a favor.  I'll make sure he brings a jar of formaldehyde.

 

I’m going to give you a bit more background on “Jealous Terrorist” before I begin all my stories about him.

 

He desperately needs anger management

He doesn’t understand the word “no”

He treats his cat better than people

He discriminates against females

He’s in need of listening skills

He has short-man syndrome

He’s extremely jealous

He’s a control freak

He’s impatient

He’s abusive
He lies a lot

I'll start the first story in my next entry.  It will take several entries to tell everything about this idiot.  I'll leave you some story subjects to ponder.

1.  Thanksgiving
2.  Bras
3.  Christmas
4.  Soap
5.  Son
6.  X-Wife
7.  Daughter
8.  Cat
9.  Ernie's
10. Cleaners
11. Chicken
12. deodorant

Be sure to check back for your reading pleasure!

 

 

 

 

 

 

21st-May-2007 08:57 pm - Feeling Like A She-devil
I am sooooooooooooooooo mad!!!!!!  I just finished writing a super long post & then it disappeared never to be found again.  This is the 2nd time it's happened on LJ.   From now on I'm going to copy & paste from word.  There are little red horns growing out the top of my head & red smoke coming out of my ears.  I may be growing a tail too.  When my anger wears off I'll try to post again.

While I'm feeling like a "devious she-devil" I think I will take this as an opportunity for revenge.  If you read my post from May 18, you will understand the picture.  In my post that disappeared I had written more about "Elvis's Son".  I will try to rewrite that post at a later date.  I changed his name to "Paranoid Dead-Beat".  You will find out why in my next entry.  Stay Tuned....

He's wearing my shirt, which I never got back.
He was trying to look cool & sexy, but instead he looks like he just smelled a really, really, bad toot.  Gotta Love it!
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